A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself
i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life
UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!
That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.
*applies to a photography school*
here’s my portfolio
Rufus Ray McDoofus the 3rd, our rescued 5-year old Golden Retriever.
"ahh yes a 2007 Pinot from…Napa Valley I believe? A very good year"
Reporter (whispers): “It’s 6 p.m. and I’m done for today…”
Other reporter: “Run, run as fast as you can.”
WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE
flexing muscles sit-ups abs lifting weights push-ups physical activity running football biceps
If you couldn’t guess from my last post, I was diagnosed with PCOS earlier this week and I’m having mixed emotions.
watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”